You know you’re in trouble when:
- You’re older than the pope
- You enjoy reading the current or an old AARP magazine cover to cover in the doctor’s office
- You remember when EVERY Mass was in Latin
- Even with a pill organizer, you get confused
- You can name the last eight popes, but not the last five presidents
- You’d rather drink water than soda pop
- “Late night” is anything after 8:30 pm
- You still don’t know your cell phone number by heart
- Getting to sleep is no problem, but waking up is
- You keep “reader” glasses in several locations in your house or apartment
- You forget to eat breakfast, remembering only at about 10:00 am
- You can’t remember where you stored (or hid) your birth certificate
- When you need to buy something you still think first of going to the store instead of ordering it from Amazon
Happy Saint Benedict Day on Friday, July 11th!
Abbot Christian and the monks
